THIS HAPPENED TO ME

This incident happened to me today as well as yesterday (today I had FUN though)....





It happened like this...




While having lunch, my landline phone rang up, and I picked up...



"Hello.."



"Hello mam, Can I speak to Mr. Siddhartha Desai?"



"May I know who's speaking? (Does this stupid not even know that grandpa is passed away 2 years back?)"



"Mam, this is XYZ(I've forgot his name) from State Bank of India"



"Sure, Can u please tell me in what matter you want to speak to him? (This is gonna be fun now..hahaha...)"



"Mam, It is a confidential matter"



"Yes, I am sure it is, but since I am his financial advisor, he anyway going to tell me this (Ghanta... FINACIAL ADVISOR)"



"No mam, we have to speak to him"



"OK, can you please tell him what data do you have about him?"



"SORRY?!?"



"You have called up to talk to a person, then you must be having data regarding him na? Can you please tell me what data you have, so I can give you some additional info?"



"What info mam?"



"That... he passed away 2 years back"



"Sorry mam?!?"



(Must have not heard properly) "HE PASSED AWAY 2 YEARS BACK"



"Didn't get you mam"



"(you idiot..... grrr....) He expired 2 years back"



"Sorry mam?!?"



"(Ahaa... this is fun...) He's shifted to somewhere else.."



"Oh..OK... mam, Can you give me his contact number?"



"I afraid I can't, that place has no telecom service yet, but I can give you his postal address"



"Oh sure mam, please give me his postal address"



"write down please, it is, 206, Heaven Apartment.."



"Yes mam.."



"Next to Hell Colony..."



"OK..."



"Cloud's way.."



"hmm..."



"GOD's country...(God help me...)"



"umm.. can u hold on for a moment??"



"Sure..."



"Mam... who's handling his business now?"



"(Who idiot now told him that grandpa had a business) What business?!?"



"His business mam... He must be having some business na?!?"



"Who told you that???? He never had any business..."



"Oh sorry mam... I am really sorry"



...and cut down the Phone




(P.S.: The aim to write down all these is to give you all a li'l laughter (probably) and to aware that SBI has started 'SPAMMING' on phone now... just like Club Mahindra used to do few years back... like... 'u've won free trip' etc.