Thursday, August 19, 2010

THIS HAPPENED TO ME

This incident happened to me today as well as yesterday (today I had FUN though)....





It happened like this...




While having lunch, my landline phone rang up, and I picked up...



"Hello.."



"Hello mam, Can I speak to Mr. Siddhartha Desai?"



"May I know who's speaking? (Does this stupid not even know that grandpa is passed away 2 years back?)"



"Mam, this is XYZ(I've forgot his name) from State Bank of India"



"Sure, Can u please tell me in what matter you want to speak to him? (This is gonna be fun now..hahaha...)"



"Mam, It is a confidential matter"



"Yes, I am sure it is, but since I am his financial advisor, he anyway going to tell me this (Ghanta... FINACIAL ADVISOR)"



"No mam, we have to speak to him"



"OK, can you please tell him what data do you have about him?"



"SORRY?!?"



"You have called up to talk to a person, then you must be having data regarding him na? Can you please tell me what data you have, so I can give you some additional info?"



"What info mam?"



"That... he passed away 2 years back"



"Sorry mam?!?"



(Must have not heard properly) "HE PASSED AWAY 2 YEARS BACK"



"Didn't get you mam"



"(you idiot..... grrr....) He expired 2 years back"



"Sorry mam?!?"



"(Ahaa... this is fun...) He's shifted to somewhere else.."



"Oh..OK... mam, Can you give me his contact number?"



"I afraid I can't, that place has no telecom service yet, but I can give you his postal address"



"Oh sure mam, please give me his postal address"



"write down please, it is, 206, Heaven Apartment.."



"Yes mam.."



"Next to Hell Colony..."



"OK..."



"Cloud's way.."



"hmm..."



"GOD's country...(God help me...)"



"umm.. can u hold on for a moment??"



"Sure..."



"Mam... who's handling his business now?"



"(Who idiot now told him that grandpa had a business) What business?!?"



"His business mam... He must be having some business na?!?"



"Who told you that???? He never had any business..."



"Oh sorry mam... I am really sorry"



...and cut down the Phone




(P.S.: The aim to write down all these is to give you all a li'l laughter (probably) and to aware that SBI has started 'SPAMMING' on phone now... just like Club Mahindra used to do few years back... like... 'u've won free trip' etc.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Friendship means...

Hmmm... 1st Sunday of August... Entire world celebrates FRIENDSHIP'S DAY... A day specially dedicated to friends... N just because of that people start singing songs of friendship n write long n long articles/blogposts on friends n friendship... But none of them describes what friendhip is to me... n how can they do so?? It's my feeling... So lemme tell you what friendship means to me...



For me, Friendship has many meanings. Some of them are common, some uncommon... But one thing is for sure... My meaning of friendship changes from person to person....



My friends are my life and all of you are close to my heart... but stilll I have different meaning of friendship with all of you n also for all of you, my importance is different...



I have a Jay-Veeru kind of friendship too and also Veeru-Basanti kind of friendship (not exact that kinda friendship, but since 'm a gal I'm calling myself Basanti)



Friendship to me is helping out that closest person from the toughest problem, like marking proxy in attendence... Friendship also means asking to mark MY attendence to that closest friend



Friendship means... when you are having Maparesir's class test n telling the person next to you.. "yaar konsi manhus ghadi me .net liya tha" and then writing the answers with that person... li'l from ur knowledge n li'l from his/her knowledge n passing out internals of .net with average marks (Maparesir hai yaar... aur kitne aayenge... :P )



Friendship means... bunking Revdiwala's lecture n being the only person in Parikhsir's lec, by sending the rest of class to cantten (n then joining them, exactly after 3 mins ;) )



Friendship means... Exchaning readings in Physics n Chemistry practicals...



Friendship means... Having Dabba Ujani when someone from "Devils' Zone" forgets the lunch box



Friendship means... "Can I have a sip of water from your water bottle?"



Friendship means... "Night outs at Aneri's place and never-ending gossips from school time till today"



Friendship means... "Joining guitar class because you think your friend will attend it regularly because of you, n then both of u bunking the class"



Friendship mean... "Marrying your best friend on Facebook... Even though you r straight n that fake mariage makes you gay"



Friendship means... "Being a shoulder for that person when someone real close to your friend is not well"



Friendship means... "Seeking help from someone-who's not your parents, when you are at a confusing point in your relationship"



Friendship means... "Giving a tightttttt hug (on phone) at midnight, when someone close has had a break up"



Friendship means... "1st Sunday of August.. 4 close friends... having coffee+snacks at CCD... n at the end fighting for paying bill"



Friendship means... "saying 'YES' to be a back-up spouse to ur closest pal"



Friendship means... "Letting go your crush for someone you care more about"



Friendship means... "Having a chicken sub n not being caught by Superitendent of Hostel"



Friendship means... all of these n much more...





Thanx people... for coming in my life n touching my heart... Muah